BEAN:

 

SHIT:

i am ...

A CORKSCREW

according to the rebelsnail.net shit assessment. what kind of shit are you?

ROBOT:

DOG:

Jack Russell Terrier

This pint-sized explorer is the Magellan of the canine world. Always ready for adventure, the Jack Russell Terrier is known to wander off at a moment's notice. Her life is never dull, and entertainment is key. Accepting in nature, she makes friends easily and is usually the center of attention wherever she goes. Her high energy and upbeat personality make the Jack Russell Terrier a fun-loving part of any family.

DICTATOR:

As dictators go, you're kind of pathetic! Instead of military coup or systematic persecution to get power, you just happen to be the head of the only party in the UK that isn't totally worthless! While not very impressive it is none the less effective! You can do whatever the hell you like without any chance of getting voted out of office! People know that the only alternative would have them eating their children if they ever got back into power! However, you still think that you are as loved as you were when you were first elected into power… News flash for you: You're not! What tin-pot dictator are you? Take the "What Dictator am I?" test at PoisonedMinds.com

CHRISTIAN:

Jesse Ventura Christian (a.k.a. "Secularist") You don't understand why everyone makes such a big fuss about the Bible, and you probably don't believe in God. You might go to church at Christmas, but Easter would be going too far. You think religion has done more harm than good but are trying to get in touch with your spiritual side. You watch a lot of TV, but not "Touched by an Angel." You've read "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People" and enjoy historical novels. You live in the city, eat Thai food, and hate bigots. You support gay rights, mistrust the "religious right" and think televangelists are gross. You give to charity and think it's quite possible to be tolerant and ethical without being religious.

VW:

Which VW Are You?
by Auto Glass America

ANIME:

A complex personality, you appeal only to two kinds of people - those who accept everything at face value and, most importantly, those who deeply understand the greater things you believe in. Skeptics are hard to win over, but those who like you will respect you forever. What Kind Of Anime/Manga Are You?

SOCIAL SOFTWARE:

SUPERHERO:

 Power - laser eyes
Number of people you save a day - 17
popularity rating - 47%

MACARONI & CHEESE:

You are "Kraft Macaroni and Cheese". You cost a little more,
due to your promotional shapes and packaging, but the kids
won't stand for less. You try and be individual in
spite of this though. You prefer to be called "Cheese and
Macaroni" thank you very much.

VILLAIN:

What Type of Villain are You?
mutedfaith.com.

TEDDY BEAR:

See what Teddy Bear you are.

DRINK:

You're a MARTINI! Rich, and refined you're smooth and saucy. You're the butter on the bread, the lube on the hinge, the teflon on the pan.

BISHOUNEN:

What type of Bishounen are you? Find out at artificial-soul.net by Rin.

INVISIBLE THING:

 

HTML COLOR:

"it always bugged me that someone as 'logical' as Soundwave would side with the Decepticons...Soundwave was a nihilist!" ~ El Mannion

"Sweep me up a fucking bagel!" ~ Ben McVeigh

...genius...utter genius

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: so ur a tyranasaurous rex den

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: got that fucking right

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: kk kwl

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: wot is ur name den

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: Rex

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: o pmsl

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: haha

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: this is my friend don

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: hi don

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: don this is elizabeth

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lizzy

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: i am still Rex

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: hello

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...elizabeth

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: call me lizzy i aint my name

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: shut up rex lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: kids these days

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: shut up bout kids

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: hahah

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: how old are you lizzy?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: 16 you ?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: 23

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: omg

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...pedophile

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: u joker

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: oi!

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: u r da 1 dat added him

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: yes...

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ....funny that

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: i begged him to though

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: o ok

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: he said somethign about young girls and that weird feeling in my tummy started

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: HAHA

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: haha

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: (joke)

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: anyway i am proper brd no offence

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: a proper what?

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: bird?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: brd?

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: bard?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: board

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: who stole your vowls?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: borg

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: baffled

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: anyway hmmmmmmmm

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: bored?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: yes?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: o lol

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: yeeh

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: so what are you wearing?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: sclothe

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: clothes*

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...god...dunno if i wanna stay here

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: saucy

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: you filthy love birds

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: yeeh i tink u sud lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: hehe

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: i'm also wearing sclothe

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: CLOTHES*

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: gdgd

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: i am wearing a hard scaly reptilian skin

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: sure is itchy though

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: wot bout u josh

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lol

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: josh is wearing a punk thong

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: and NOTHING ELSE

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: sounds nice lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...dinosaurs dont wear thongs

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: he is so dreamy

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: o wot do dey wear ?

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...we prefer comfy y-fronts

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: i love josh

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: i love to eat humans

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: oh ok

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: eat me baby

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: hmmmmmmmmmm

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: haha

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: hahahaha

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: wot is ur name again soz

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: Donosaur

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: my name is Donnison

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: oh seen

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: standard

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: oh seen fair enough

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: safe word innit

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: oi don can i add u 2 my comtact list plz

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: yep

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: contact*

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: sure thing

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: soz dat i am speelin everytink der is a reaon lol

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: kk

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...what ever happened to the beauty of the english language?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: i do ave a reason 4 my weird language lol

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: you're a spy?

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: are you a bit..."special"?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: nah i cnt say da reason in case u dnt do da tink lol

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: lol

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: que?

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says: wot ?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: pourquoi?

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: repeat after me; the rain in spain falls mainly on the plain

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: don;t listen to him

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: i think you're wonderful

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: dont listen to him

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: he used to be a teenage suicide

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: thats me in the spotlight

JaMeS iS f***!*9 sO bUfF 4Ev@ says:

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: losing my religion

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ...elizabeth?

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: doesn;t josh look like he should be in busted

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ....

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: guess she doesn't like busted

I Am A Tyranasaurous Rex says: ....

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: hahaha

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: she'll be back

I Was A Teenage Suicide says: and in greater numbers